“The rats got caught up in a mid-field brawl for which they were outmatched by the guarding dwarves, before finally squirting a lone gutter out and around, racing for all his life. However, he couldn't quite reach the endzone before my deep defense caught up to him, knocking him over, the ball bouncing into the crowd, who gleefully threw it into the middle of my dwarves. From there, it was a tight-knit cage marching downfield as only dwarves can do, to score in turn 8. Nothing the rats could do to stop us, as they had 5 ko'd and two MNG from the game previous.

Second half, we marched down field, the rats putting up a stiffer resistance this time, but there just weren't enough rats on the pitch to stop us, esp once the cas started rolling in. Stalled one turn to ensure the shutout victory; first five games, nary a score allowed to anybody! How long can it continue? Tune in next game to find out...”