“Ze Mouseketeers, zey 'ave heet zere stride right off ze bat; Rochefort, he keelled ze big lumpeen chaos monsieur on ze first heet of ze game, an well, teengs zey went better from there on in! Henri managed to score twice, to ze great amusement of ze wondrous coaching genius Sigellius, who doled out half-time cheese 'imself!

It must have been doped, since the chaos hooligans got the drop on us at the start of the half, invading the pitch. We still put up a spirited defense and scored off them, though ;)

Here's to hoping the rest of the career is like this!”