“What can be said? This was one of those matches where everything that could go right, did... for the other team. Linerat Brady intercepted a pass despite having less-than-average agility and being practically entangled in the Treeman's branches. A couple passes were completed and a few opposing players were beaten senseless. But, when it really mattered, Simple handoffs were hurled into the crowd and routine blocks caused more pain to the blocker than the blockee. The odd shapped ball bounces in mysterious directions sometimes. And, while the Macarenos' coach did well, a fetus could've led that team to victory under similar conditions. In the end, the Rat Attack bashed and bludgeoned the other team sufficiently to satisfy their fans who seemed quite pleased dispite the difference in score.”