“I dont like playing teams of Claws, or teams of DP. I took this team on because everyone of late has been complete sissies when challenged by Dig Dug. As it turns out, it wasn't either skill which screwed us over, it was the frequent disconnections which rendered the game unplayable. The TD was scored when, as far as we were concerned the ball was safely in the hands of one of our runners. Then NeVe materialised out of nowhere, picked a different ball and scored. And apparently that was fair. Then at the restart i roll two double ones and a failed Apothecary.
The complete lack of sporting behaviour (not that Chaos teams are renowned for sporting behaviour), coupled with the absolutely ridiculously bad luck has made this a match that was effectively won by bribing the ref to hide different balls on the pitch and penalising Dig Dug whenever possible. Or so it would seem. As we all know, that obviously didn't happen, but in terms of credibility this match is as useful as a Harlem Globetrotter / WWE crossover.

All this is written with a foul mood, and although it may seem a little severe, most of you will probably be able to sift through the rage and figure out the balance of the game =) On the whole, one to forget.

On a more positive note, a record number of fans turned up to watch, and our FF just reached 20! And a record 120000 winnings too....

Player of the game: The magically appearing NeVe, although not a Dig Dug player was definately the most promising prospect on the pitch - in the Magic Circle, maybe!!”