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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2004-09-08 10:10:47
CTV 1040k Orc
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Winnings 60k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Dwarf CTV 1070k
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40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
0/0/0 Casualties
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TOTALS
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50000 screaming rock’n roll and hardcore fans waited for the kick off

and then a hard fight started……slapshotz’s started with a failed pass.
motördwarfs could pick up the ball but they couldn’t make the way free
for their ball carrier.
the orcs knocked him into the turf, the orcish thrower picked up the ball and
started to the endzone with “16 valve hate” on his lips. the rest of the hardcore
moshing orkz covered him and dwarven legs were too short to hinder the thrower
on his way to the touchdown.
even as the motördwarf coach turned the dwarven hymn “overkill” to maximum they
could not reach the orcish thrower

now a hard but fair fight started with chances on both sides.
the dwarfen runner moshed through an opening in the orcish defence but
a big and mighty black orcish straight edger blitzed and stunned him.
this was the last chance for both of the teams. they carried on with hitting, biting
and thrashing but at the end luck was at slapshot’z side. finally the screaming
punk’n roll mob heard a slapshot song and even the motördwarf fans started to dance united with the hardcore freaks….

thanx and a bow to mr. rock’n hoax roll and his mob for this great punk’n roll event


hey mr. rockin' and rollin' hoax....i have to correct you.....it was not 1984
it was 1981 at the legendary "no sleep 'till christmas" tour....cheers
and thanx to carlsberg and smirnoff.........
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With Snaggletooth out for the game i feared it could get ugly.
10 badass R'n'R Dwarves vs 11 sweating-muscleshirt-wearing-hardcore-orcs, some of them so big and ugly, they could scare the shit out of Phil Anselmo.

it was rough and unforgiving. funniest part of the game was when Goblin L.O.S.E.R. (why is he called so?) placed himself off the pitch while trying to dodge.
now the numbers were even again and skull clashed against skull. blood,sweat but no tears all over the pitch, the arena transformed to the biggest moshpit ever seen by mortal eyes!

Slapshotz fought their way across the field and scored a well-earned TD.
We tried hard to do the same. but in the end we failed.

better team wins. nothing for the loser! (but thats the way i like it baby, i dont want to live forever)

Thanks to RocknRoll Coach Legend captaint, who saw the real Lemmy rock back in 1984 for the first time - All kneel down please!

P.S.: I LOVE THIS TOURNAMENT! =D thx to cthol

 
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