“Kicked those little tree chopping dwarves' ugly hairy bumholes! DJ Root seemed unwilling to touch the ugly dwarves and spent a lot of time rolling on the field, not too willing to get up again. Jumping Jack however took care of it and scored all 3 TD's. Bad luck was kind of the theme of the match as is also quite visible on the luck %'s.”
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