“Ah, Skaven.

Ran all over me this game. I managed to hurt a few of them, but this team was centered around the fearsome Rat Ogre, Basil! What a beast! Spozgar was saying how he was one of the highest ranked Rat Ogres in the game and I believe it! He was everywhere, multiple blocking my team all over the place. I was lucky I didn't add to his impressive 45 casuality career.

Still, three casualities on our side. Mang took home another one, along with Brother Bedlam and Ivan Ironfist. Ivan also took in a touchdown and with that has been officially recognized as one of the new Kings! Jim Gauntlet is looking forward to the day he can retire, leaving the team in good hands.

With our winnings we picked up yet another lineman, 'Bloody' Ben Valentine. Hopefully, with an unlucky name like that, Ben has some luck on the field. This helps deepen the reserves, so the Gypsies will hopefully fielding a full team for the forseeable future.

There are some rumors of hiring a new catcher, but they are unsubstaniated.

Our statisticians put the Gypsies down as the #67 human team! Out of over 2400 human teams, this is pretty good! Party in Dark Water, just keep an eye on your wallets!

Thanks for the game Spozgar... see you around Basil! ”