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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-09-21 22:51:29
CTV 1540k Orc
2
Winnings 50k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Norse CTV 1630k
2
70k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
0/0/3 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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TOTALS
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#5 Rocky – Dead (RIP)
#11 Puff the Magic Dragon – Dead (RIP)
The greenskins did a really heroic effort in this game. Considering that only after the first three turns three of their kind had been KIA. Not the very best of starters. With an armor value of 9 and S4 you could ask yourself if the RNG is reliable or if it is fucked up. I vote for the latter.

Anyway. The Norse were really on the roll and everything that the orcs threw at them were bound to fail. The ones were the grenskins best friends. They were united. They were joint together like father and son. The score at half time was 2-0 to the chaos wannabees.

In the beginning of the second half it continued. The orcs only had a 2+ pass with a re-roll left to do when those snake-eyes stared right at them again. Their coach went for the towel, ready to throw it in and concede the game. With his team all battered and bruised he was thinking of saving what he could of his precious greenskins.

Suddenly the crowd cheered and laughed. The Ogre on the norse team got knocked down by a mighty black orc. He had rolled a double skull and it was a definite turn-over. Maybe the orcs could come through with a draw if they were lucky. By now they had a luck total of 55%. The norse had a devastating 75%. Not much was talking in favour of the orcs. The real answer to the norse's sudden misfortune was that the ogre got 10.000 before the game just to lay down and fake a knocked down result ,but we won't tell if you won't.

After that the tide had changed. The norse team fell apart like a wall of bricks. 5 KO's later the orcs got their well deserved TD. Only two of those nasty valahllan guys dared to come back onto the field.

Now the norse were left to their unbound faith. Without re-rolls and an unfortunate slip on a one, attempting a GFI, the orcs got possession of the ball, held on to it and tied the game in their last turn.

CONCLUSION
It was not the best of games since I hate the RNG. But my opponent was a real sport. I hate fouling and people who are in it to destroy the other player's teams. No sight of that in our game. That was why it still was enjoyable although two of my guys died. But if you look at it this way:
If your name is 'Rocky' and you are a Black orc then you deserve to die.
And if you name your gobbo 'Puff the Magic Dragon' then his fate was sealed just as soon as you pressed enter on your keyboard.

My next Gobbo will be named 'Glorious Glenn'. Does he deserve to die?
Of course!
Player Performances
 
 
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TOTALS
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