“"Here we are sports fans...a game about to start that will surely see the Elves wishing they hadn't taken this game...in my opinion, anything less than av9 vs Claw is a bad idea, right Brad?"

"That's right Chester, I can't see those pointy-ears walking away without the use of crutches...Here's the kick...WOW! They took a flyer...Ouch, that guard zombie takes a big hit...Yep, he ain't playing again tonight."

"Hehehe, they set off like sprinters, yep, there's the TD! Well, they might start falling like flies, but they have spirit Brad."

*Various "ouch," "hey, even elves gotta fail a dodge sometime...just not tonight!" and "how the hell are the Elves making POW on all these Blocks Chester?" ensue for around 14 turns...

"If you ask me Brad, which you didn't, but I get paid more than you so shut up a minute, these Elves have been snorting coke and have been promised a big bonus if they beat the **bleep** outta the Wolves. They seem able to..Oh My God! They killed that Zombie!"

"Yowsers, that was one of the few blockers in the team...he's gonna miss that heap of decaying flesh...Ain't it funny how both cas the elves have caused didn't regen?"

"Funny as in wierd, but not funny as in Your flies are undone Brad"

*Brad checks flies...zipped up*

"Yeah, erm, hah hah, nice one Chester..."

"Well, that's the full time whistle sports fans. A humiliating defeat for the Necro team, showing us all that Elves on drugs can out-dodge and at the same time out-block any team out there. This has been Chester and Brad, coming to you exclusively for the TGIF network...see you next time."

"Yeah, erm, nite folks.........bye."

"Shut up Brad."”