“Da stoopid lettle elfsies gotz da dropz on ourz mait un' lobber Smorb Giantswiller! Bot we gutz dem backz wen wez kracked da 'ead opin of theur bestest playor. Toz bad dat da boyz dudnt feniish 'im off wens dey quz at it! An' et wuz funz tuo make da beg treee fallzes duwn meny teimes un' yell "Teeeember!". Toz bad dat da metch endud drown. -Mox Foulbone, Team Captain of Violence Until Victory”
“Dammit we don't sit down to pee, so why is everybody picking on me (and my kin)??! First these primates kill my honoured brother Jumping Jack, and now they left me defective and fragile. Praise the gods that this will be over soon.”
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