“The Underworld Miners came into the game with a load of confidence and were expected to have a tough fight against a powerful Chaos team. It was apparent, however, that there was no matching the skill and size of MeatMedley. While the Miners laid some beautiful and gruesome hits, Meatmedley dominated the battle for the entire game.

Perhaps most disappointing were the MIners runners, Dougard Redbeard and Duggan Axegrinder, who could not pick up the ball to save thier lives. In the end, it was a rout and the dwarves decided that they should go back to mining instead of attempting to play Bloodbowl. Alas, thier first game has become thier last. ”