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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-09-23 23:14:47
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1/0/0
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“Seppuku fouled almost every turn - even when it couldn't affect the outcome of the game anymore. He could have won the game if he hadn't been committing all his players for foul assists all the time. Well, we were lucky to get away without permanent injuries, while both of Seppuku's werewolves seem to have gotten ageing niggles right after the game. Lol!”
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#14 Crypt-on-Factor – Smashed Knee (NI)
“"Gooood evening sports fans. Chester & Brad here, bringing you tonight match...the Lightnings versus the Wolves at the Conductor Stadium. I must say, the home crowd look mighty upset, maybe the forest dwellers don't like the faint whiff of decay."
"Erm, yeah...they can't like the pong...or something."
"Shut up Brad. Here's the kick...and..nice kick.."
"Not as nice as that rock Chester...taken a huge chunk outta his leg. He ain't gonna get over that...ever."
"Those Lightning fans...really fired up for this one. Maybe they wanted to see the Tree this half."
***many 1st half turns, leaping dodging elves as expected..0-2***
"Well Brad, the Elves have had the run of play, stealing the ball and running off to score..let's hope the Wolves have had a good team talk in the locker room."
"And an Orange. I like Oranges...."
"Gimme a gun...please Nuffle...gimme a gun. Ouch! the Elves start to take the easy way out, facing a week or two away from the bright lights of the stadium...no serious damage, but the number game means the advantage swings to the Wolves."
"I don't like numbers. Never liked Math..or Physics..or Chemistry..or...hold on Chester, come on now...look, put the gun down, please?"
***muted voices try to calm Chester***
"I'm back sports fans....it turned out to be unloaded, so no harm done..unlike the Lightnings, who are down to a handful now...still no permanent damage, they just seem to be taking a breather. Looks like the Wolves will score...Yes! 2-2 with only a few seconds left on the clock."
"You think the Lightnings can score Chester? They look to be setting up to push the 10MA catcher in range..."
"No Brad...there's some movement just before the snap, and the Wolves LoS has shuffled away..nice spot there lads, now the Lightnings can't possibly win. 2-2 it is, although it looks like both Werewolves are limping from the pitch! It looks like even though they seem young puppies in the prime of their lives, the efforts on the field have caught up with them."
"Jesus Chester...that's f**ked the whole team...3 niggles in the match? That's harsh dude...very harsh."
"For once I find myself agreeing with Brad...the whole makeup of this team has to change, but Nuffle only knows when the coach will have the cash to bring in fresh players..although the fans have spread the word, and will bring a few more mates next match. The end of the first era i'm sure you'll agree sports fans, the Wolves will need time and care to get back in shape, but it'll be fun seeing them get there. This has been Chester & Brad for the TGIF network, see you next time!"
***lights go out, screen goes dark***
"Erm, someone put the lights back on? I don't like the dark."
"Shut up Brad."
EDIT: Fouled nowhere near every turn. The last foul was on a turn where the tree could have assisted or blitzed, possibly stopping me scoring. There was, imo, no way for me to win, without getting a steal..which I judged I wasn't going to do. So I slowed for a draw. Sorry this seems to have upset you.
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"Erm, yeah...they can't like the pong...or something."
"Shut up Brad. Here's the kick...and..nice kick.."
"Not as nice as that rock Chester...taken a huge chunk outta his leg. He ain't gonna get over that...ever."
"Those Lightning fans...really fired up for this one. Maybe they wanted to see the Tree this half."
***many 1st half turns, leaping dodging elves as expected..0-2***
"Well Brad, the Elves have had the run of play, stealing the ball and running off to score..let's hope the Wolves have had a good team talk in the locker room."
"And an Orange. I like Oranges...."
"Gimme a gun...please Nuffle...gimme a gun. Ouch! the Elves start to take the easy way out, facing a week or two away from the bright lights of the stadium...no serious damage, but the number game means the advantage swings to the Wolves."
"I don't like numbers. Never liked Math..or Physics..or Chemistry..or...hold on Chester, come on now...look, put the gun down, please?"
***muted voices try to calm Chester***
"I'm back sports fans....it turned out to be unloaded, so no harm done..unlike the Lightnings, who are down to a handful now...still no permanent damage, they just seem to be taking a breather. Looks like the Wolves will score...Yes! 2-2 with only a few seconds left on the clock."
"You think the Lightnings can score Chester? They look to be setting up to push the 10MA catcher in range..."
"No Brad...there's some movement just before the snap, and the Wolves LoS has shuffled away..nice spot there lads, now the Lightnings can't possibly win. 2-2 it is, although it looks like both Werewolves are limping from the pitch! It looks like even though they seem young puppies in the prime of their lives, the efforts on the field have caught up with them."
"Jesus Chester...that's f**ked the whole team...3 niggles in the match? That's harsh dude...very harsh."
"For once I find myself agreeing with Brad...the whole makeup of this team has to change, but Nuffle only knows when the coach will have the cash to bring in fresh players..although the fans have spread the word, and will bring a few more mates next match. The end of the first era i'm sure you'll agree sports fans, the Wolves will need time and care to get back in shape, but it'll be fun seeing them get there. This has been Chester & Brad for the TGIF network, see you next time!"
***lights go out, screen goes dark***
"Erm, someone put the lights back on? I don't like the dark."
"Shut up Brad."
EDIT: Fouled nowhere near every turn. The last foul was on a turn where the tree could have assisted or blitzed, possibly stopping me scoring. There was, imo, no way for me to win, without getting a steal..which I judged I wasn't going to do. So I slowed for a draw. Sorry this seems to have upset you.
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