“"Gooood evening sports fans, Chester & Brad here, nearly live from the Wolf Stadium, for the long-awaited rematch against the darkest of elves, Cagon Su Padre!"
"Why ~nearly~ live Chester?"
"Brad, the producers thought the anticipated violence from the Cagon fans necessitated a short delay to braodcast in case things get wild."
"Wow, what's with the Wolves Chester? Every game they get Blitzed or the oppo's get Perfect Defence.."
"8/9 now Brad..they just get bitch-slapped every game. And more slaps follow...ouch, that gotta hurt..."
"Man, those darkies are rolling nothing but POW every block...it's incredible."
"Sure is Brad. They lost the first match a while ago, and the have been in serious training ever since."

***despite hard pressure, wolves score on drive, DE reply, 1/2t 1-1***

"Erm, Chester, you think the darkies gonna miss the 4st lino this half?"
"Brad, you ####### ### ### ###### ####, of course they will..retard. It's already starting to show..the LoS is down, but there's no breakthrough.."
"The LoS is on an elevator to hell...going doooown..hehe, I love Aliens me. And Oranges."
"Brad, for once, shut the #### up. The Cagon fans are getting really, really worked up as the darkies are about to score....yes, nice little pass and it's there! Cagon take the lead, and the fans go wild...they are literally tearing the place apart....the Riot Squad are just arriving, but it's gonna be a ...."
***silence for 13 minutes***
"Welcome back sports fans...the Cagon fans got waaaay too excited back then...the Riot Squad had to start using live ammo just to stop the hotdog stalls from being over-turned. You know how the Police are with thier hotdogs. Hey, that's an idea...here's $5 Brad..and this time onions..OK?"
"Erm, is it safe out there Chester?"
"Probably not..."
"Erm, ok then....bye."
"With just 2 turns left, the Wolves are facing a mighty daunting task here sports fans, but they are off to a good start...a few players breakthrough...ball is a little exposed, but it's the only way..Here comes the Cagon Blitz...yes, the puppy is down, but that's just another GFI...that puppy has Jump Up...and wow, the Wight caught the scatter...that means with a bit of bish-bash-bosh, they might still score..."
"They didn't have onions, so I got you a side order of Orange instead."
"Brad...####### orange? With a hotdog? Shove that ####ing orange up your #### and #### on ### you #######. #### you, you dumb-ass #####."
***producers are glad of the delay in transmission***
"You don't want it then?"
"#### off Brad. Here we go...the blocks are done, the GFI puppy used the re-roll (obviously) to get in the end zone...all they need is a short pass...ahh well...with the Wolves luck, they did well to even have a shot at a draw. With the early POW's, crappy GFI rolls and the game-winning riot from the Cagon fans, this was a poor game for the Wolves..and some fans brought in fresh from the last game seem to be disappointed, and won't be seen again...maybe they wanted to riot but were beaten to it. Nonetheless we'll see you again for the next match sports fans...This has been Chester and a ####### complete and utter ####tard called Brad, for the TGIF network."”