“The Orcville Destroyers took to the field with boundless enthusiasm, and the game took on a brutal tone, as the Destroyers pounded the ball upfield during the first half, creating numerous injuries and finally converting the scoring touchdown with seconds to go in the first half.

After the second half began, the Elvendale Saints quickly shot up the field, throwing a perfectly executed long bomb into the endzone to tie the match. In the end though, the Destroyers took the kickoff and kept possession as they began another violent drive upfield. Causing another death and several injuries, Orcville created a late touchdown to bring home the victory.

After the game, coach Glugglesnort remarked, "Didn't kill enough of those damn elves. What am I gonna do for supper now?" On another note, the goblin waterboy went missing, and if you have information please contact the management of the Orcville Destroyers. ”