“Handicap called for fair play, and so the game commenced. However, it was soon apparent the game was anything but fair to my opponent. His blocks were pushes; mine were pows. My dodges were automatic, regardless the agi; his ogre niggled trying to evade my RO. He dropped a few passes; even my RO was able to catch whatever came his way. This is one of those games you take while it comes, cause you know it'll be a LONG time before you end up on the positive side of this kind of luck again...

Sorry to the Homerunners, their coach seems to be a great guy. Maybe one day we'll meet under more even circumstances.”