“Another glorious win! Ale and beer and beards and ale and hitting things on the head and falling down and getting up and hitting things again!
We like dwarves! They do not run away! They also drop the ball in good places, allowing One Running Sentry to run away with it to score (even though some dwarves tried to hit him and trip him, but weren't that good at tackling, really).
One Horny Bugger stood in the backfield looking mean (something he is really *good* at) and the first time someone decided to stand next to him, the dwarf was badly hurt and had to be carried of with gore wounds. Having made his point, he kept quiet for the rest of the match.
In good old "can't get past us" style, our defense twice succesfully held up the dwarven offence long enough to prevent any dwarves from scoring. One Horny Bugger did his job covering the back, twice taking down the only dwarf still in a scoring position.”
“Jump up is pretty annoying, on balance. You know, all things considered. And the minotaur did a lovely impression of a big ugly dribbling nitwit with a mean right hook. Oh, and I mis-used my medic while I was typing, but that's ok, he didn't hit anyone else convincingly enough to merit it - poncy norse braggarts. I mean, sure, they hit me, I hit them (BH'ing two blodgers, I might add), round and round, but not very much got accomplished...
As ever, fumbling in the backfield (twice) is never a really intelligent thing to do, and I may have to stop this obsession I have with getting completion SPPs if it continues. I mean, it's Just Not Worth It. And it makes me look silly, too. I'm dwarf enough to admit it. He's gonna say he won on superior coaching ability, but it's only 'cos I rolled a snake-eyes on the catch :-D
Honest injun!”
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We like dwarves! They do not run away! They also drop the ball in good places, allowing One Running Sentry to run away with it to score (even though some dwarves tried to hit him and trip him, but weren't that good at tackling, really).
One Horny Bugger stood in the backfield looking mean (something he is really *good* at) and the first time someone decided to stand next to him, the dwarf was badly hurt and had to be carried of with gore wounds. Having made his point, he kept quiet for the rest of the match.
In good old "can't get past us" style, our defense twice succesfully held up the dwarven offence long enough to prevent any dwarves from scoring. One Horny Bugger did his job covering the back, twice taking down the only dwarf still in a scoring position.”