“This game promised to be a barn burner of two skaven, but it also turned out to be a true BLOODbowl match. When even gutters get in on the act of killing enemy players, you know the chef put something special in their pre-game meal! His apo failed, and the ko's and cas just kept on coming hot and heavy. Were it not for his one-turner, he might not've scored at all! But all this must've royally pissed off his rat ogre, who got a cas in each of the game's last 3 turns.

But to Doc's everylasting credit, nary a negative word came across the keyboard (although I imagine there were more than a few IRL), and only one foul was thrown all game long. A lot of coaches would've been fouling in spite left and right, but Doc's a true sport. I wish him luck in rebuilding the team--fortunately it was only linerats he lost.”