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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-10-05 15:11:47
70k
0/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
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1
10
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
-
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1
11
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“I have never (as orcs) successfully dodged out of as many tackle-zones as i did in this one...like Acaruana said: soon we'll have to call these guys "the elves"...
...that comment didn't sit well with the coach who is planning on installing mandatory "punch their lights out" drills in training before next match.”
...that comment didn't sit well with the coach who is planning on installing mandatory "punch their lights out" drills in training before next match.”
In fact post match we requested blood tests to see if there was an elf taint to these prancing Orcs, but the doctors were beaten to a pulp when trying to administer the tests. My team cheered at hearing this saying they had to be orcs.
I can only conclude the Ball boys were either asleep from too many late nights out or half drunk from too many late nights out.
Tomorrow they will be disiplined and then taught how to trip more effectively.”