“WAAAGAHAHAHA! Da stuupid lettle elfies hadnt no chanse in 'ell uf wenneng dis maetch! Uddly thou, mi und da boyz cold nut 'urt da lettle buggars. Gud theng we 'ave goud boyz en our fanz tu du dat fur unz den! Nuw wez en da finalez, und wi planz tu 'ire Varag und wen da cup! GO FASTA RED!!! -Mox Foulbone Team Captain of Violence Until Victory”
#7 Jumping Jack II – Smashed Knee (NI) #7 Jumping Jack II – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“Well...Us elves have never ever seen a match quite like this. Dj Root started the first half by not showing up. An orc fan then decided to throw a rock and BH one of our comrades. We had two major chances of scoring but someone must have slipped the random dice generator an excessive amount of 1's. The orcs got 1 point in the first half.
2nd half started ok, DJ Root returned and our two prized Wardancers we're still alive and up! Just before the ball landed however a pitch invasion happened, smashing 4 of us, two of them being wardancers. That left me with 5 players on the field. The first throw were 3 fields to another elf...who failed catching it. The orcs then got it and scored. It was now turn 5 and we set up. Just before the ball was kicked a riot happened, cancelling out the rest of the game and it was all very very over for us. ”
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