“The God NAFUL was smiling on us today, our ball handling skills were almost spot on after an early scare on the BOFH line.

Our opponants were typical dwarves, all sadists, inflicting a gruelling punishment on us, including killing our new star Sa Bems. Chris got divine justice from ULAA after accidently tripping Axl, who did not get up. That extra heavy helmet must have broken his neck and then running for the line, toching down just as the whistle blew.

The second half saw more bashing from the dwarves who eventually had 3 players sent off. It was 7 vs 7 in the last scrum down and we managed punch straight through the middle of there defense and run for the line just as the full time was sounded.

All in all a good game for the ladettes, although our apothecary has his hands full. Were off to the Doom & Gloom for a funeral celebration now, mothers lock up your sons, there could (will) be trouble !!”