“Absolutely crap match, but worth watching:

Never have I seen a coach with such amazing 1db luck (practically all POW or POW/PB), luck with armour (5 breaks, 1 KO, 1 BH, 3 SI), numerical superiority for all the game, and if that wasn't enough 70% luck or more for nearly the whole match (yet whinging about his luck before it rose so high) and yet play like such a noob he lost.

I'm really, really crap, but even I could have stopped me scoring at the end of the first half. Bearing in mind all the above, I thought the T8 foul was the mark of a pathetic coach, but hey ho.

The second half started with him fouling, but the ref spotted. At least the SI caused possibly stopped him fouling again, but he didn't need it, numbers were well on his side due to serious luck with armour. On his drive, he exposed the ball carrier with no support, and I stole. There was no chance of getting away to score, but it never shoulda happened. He blitzed, got a lucky scatter, it landed with a BOB, and he could have scored again. He thought 1db were more important. More fool him.

All-in-all, I would never play this coach again. He's pathetically avoiding the win at all costs (seemingly) and extremely lucky on the 1 die blocks he seems to favour over getting a win. This was a game I'm glad he lost, and glad I played...I now know to avoid him in future.

EDIT: Hmmm....writing a match report makes me a coward. Right. Thanks for the info.

EDIT 2: Never complained about winning, I was merely seek to point out you could have easily won. What is foolish is making ridiculous statements about the RNG effectively screwing you, whilst the FACT'S are that you exposed your ball carrier to a very easily obtained 2 die block. THAT was foolish, getting a reasonable result from a 2db isn't...don't moan about the RNG, ffs you had ridiculous 1db luck yourself all game, and were extremely fortuitous with injury rolls. Whinging about the RNG with regard to a 2 db going my way when the 2db was easily avoided is one of the most ludicrous things i've heard in a long time. Again, I didn't complain about ANYTHING, I merely stated how the match went, and my views on certain things. I could moan about your 1db results, but I simply mentioned them. Learn the difference, or keep on showing your own ignorance, doesn't matter to me.

EDIT 3: (last one, i can't be arsed anymore)
You say you were moaning about a "personal attack." Well, you lost when you should have easily won. That's about as much reason to say you played like a noob as there needs to be. No need to be perfect, just concentrating a little on protecting the ball would have seen you winning rather than losing. The other 'personal' reference I made in the original report was that the T8 foul was pathetic. With the armour/injury rolls you'd made, and the resulting numerical advantage, it was a cheap shot. I wasn't attacking you pointlessly, I think any coach who makes T8 fouls, especially when up on numbers, should be known.
Now, I'm stopping responses. Said what I felt I needed to say. If I misunderstood your view on the RNG comments, I apologise. I won't apologise for saying the T8 foul was lame, and you should have easily won. Nuff said.”