“Forget the luck factor! It was simply a weird game. The kind that is like a marriage: you see the better and the worst all in one game....for both team!!!
“Opening game of the Ameriking championship season... and these elf teams are ready?!
Not!!! Wishfull Thinking fans drop a branch on one of Wilwarin players even before the game begins... Something tells me that that player will be out cold until the second half... Wow, Big Hopes (the Treeman) made it on time for this game. Bob, I think half the Wilwarin elves just wet themselves staring up at the young tree man...
As Wishfull Thinking recieves the kick Big Hopes (Treeman) introduces Tinwe to BLOOD BOWL with a serious injury! Tinwe screams "Medic! Apoth!" but coach Ug has a bad feeling about this game and tells his apoth to hold onto his magic shrooms...
As "He who prayers" carries the ball downfield, Big Hopes continues teaching "BLOOD bowl" to Nwalme! Wow it looks like Nwalme is on death's door after that hit... Here comes the apoth that Ug "wisely" invested in... and the apoth is high on something and has no magic mushrooms to save Nwalme.... Here's a BLOODwiser to the first DEAD elf of the season and looking forward to many more....
"He who prays" scores a TD 1-0
On the second drive, Wilwarin drives down the field with Sule completing two passes in a double reverse to get the ball to Curumo for a TD! 1-1
Wilwarin's defense holds for till half time 1-1
Wilwarin has a tough drive in the second half, but after losing the ball, recovers and Sule inflicts a casualty and then scores to make it 2-1 Wilwarin!
Wishfull Thinking again drives down the field with the unstoppable "He who prays" surviving a double die hit (double skulls... did we mention Ug's seen a lot of 1's today) to score and make it 2-2!!!
Last drive of the game, with barely enough time to score left, and it is 9 Wilwarin elves against 5 Wishfuls elves and the treeman Big Hopes! Curumo and a couple line elves go deep. "He who prays" punishs Curumo into the grass with a quick hit.
As time runs down, Lomion picks up the ball, hands it of to Sule who completes a pass downfield to a line elf who is going to have to go for it to score the game winning TD...
"trip, trip, trip" chants Diamond5119...
He TRIPS in the endzone!!!!
And time expires!!!
What a match! Tied 2-2! One dead elf, 2 out for the next game, and Ug left cursing the money-stealing, coniving, lousey apoth...”
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scary for the next game for both team.....”