“I reloaded because paradocks was implying that he'd concede if my sound was not turned on (apparently it affects the client if the server has it turned off. 2 years playing JBB and that's the first I'd ever heard that. Why knew?), so you miss the truly priceless beginning of the match.

Handicap roll: Running Late. Result: My entire team sits on the bench for the first drive. Priceless.

The DEs capitalized on this by walking towards the endzone and waiting out the entire first half. After an 8 minute turn and reloading and resetting my options to make him happy, he stalls the entire first half. I literally only got 9 turns this entire game. A smart move (although with elves, I would have at least taken the chance to make some easy passes for SPPs, if I were going to wait it out), but about as exciting and fun as licking the soles of my boots. I was actually tempted...

Anyway, the kill came off a blown dodge in the second half, a desparate play into a TZ to get to the ball carrier, if I remember correctly. Unfortunately he had no apoth.

Then, late in the game, came my nasty turn 6 or 7 foul. I am a horrible person. Really. I fouled a blitzer (stunned him, for the record. My player was sent off) both to keep him from making an attempt at taking down my game-winning TD and also as payback for the entire first half that I spent clicking the turn button.

"Blah blah, socially inept." "Blah blah sore loser." - which I don't really get, since I didn't really lose, now did I? Whatever. I'll pass on 4vs4IT from here on out. Not really my kind of crowd.

Thanks for deigning to spend your time playing our arranged match, paradocks. Believe it or not, I am at least a little sorry to see the kill on the blitzer.”