“Coming into the game, I feared for the lives of my players, so I should be thankful that nobody got hurt. However, it's mighty frustrating to play a game where you only get pushes and he gets pows. The ogre was perhaps the worst player on the field today--his break tackle and str 5 gave him confidence to try to squeeze into tight spots to lend his guarding support on critical blitzes. However, every single time I tried to move him he'd roll 1's and 2's, causing turnovers and leaving me out of position to try to make up for his mistakes. The fans are still leaving town, we gained another loss...boys, we need to start playing some better bloodbowl! We're closing in on 100 games played, and still have a losing record. My challenge to you is to turn this into at least a .500 career record, meaning win at least 6 games in the next dozen, plus another win for every further loss. Think you can do that?”