“The first game for the fugitive probationers who were successful in finding a violent date for most of the guys on the team vs the Amazonian team the "Cute Little Huggie Bears". The guys sensing freedom and having a chance to play with the cuties forgot the goal of the game was to make TDs. The Bears were looking for a soft bounce back game, but things got a little rough as the Steelers started to foul in the second half.

Clyde Barker after being turned down for some quality quiet time with Leballestou decided to kill her because he couldn't handle the rejection. Drivin MsDaisy scored the 1st TD for the Stealing Steelers franchise. The team's thrower Shotgun Malone was injured in his first showing causing him to miss the second game of the post-penal system season.

The other team's coach kept his team focused and moved the ball quickly and efficiently. Unlike the coach of the Steelers second game.”