“Stunty carnage in all its ridiculousness! He was just trashing my entire lineup in no time, thanks in large part to that ball and chain of his which wasted 3 players before failing his heart check and dying. He ko'd my two minos in the first three turns, leaving my flings all alone vs three angry trolls who missed one RS roll all game long between them. He cleared the pitch of my players, then leisurely scored. All that came back from ko were my two minos, but I had only one turn in the half to hit back.

Second half, again only my two minos are back, and one of them gets BH by a thrown stone on the kickoff. Entire second half I spent with only a single mino on the pitch, and though he was playing incredibly making dodges left and right to make his blitzes and cas, it just wasn't enough (obviously) to make up for the utter futility of the rest of the game. It was vastly amusing, but I'm not sure I can stand too much such amusement at my expense...”