“"Well folks that'll do it. That ends the season opening game, and wow... those women were animals out there! Don't you think Biff?"
"Chuck, I cannot believe what just transpired out here this evening. It definately seemed like those skaven... well.... they just weren't all there this evening. In numbers sure, but in mind and body... no way!"
"Hey there Biff, let's not get into any conspiracy theories now. The girls did play a decent game, and DAMN... did you see the way that "Gabbey" was hitting?"
"Oh yeah, she's gonna be one to watch. But let's not forget "Allie" and "Kat".... those two ran the ball well tonight, and put in for two unanswered TD's. They were scrappin' like a couple of "Allie Cats"... get it? Allie and Ka..."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah Biff.... enough of the bad jokes. Well folks, thanks for joining us this evening on B.W.A, and that's all we've got! Remember to tune in next time when the Rockin' Chickies try and go for two in a row!"
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"This is an outrage,the match was rigged from the start , my rat ogre had obviously been doped the fans ripped apart poor Gishnackerer,some foul trick was played on my good friend snick , those ribs will take a while too get back to normal , its unlikely he'll make the next match ,, in fact i thing the whole team may well of been doped , theres something not right about females playing bloodbowl , especially human females disgusting I say, I say that the league organisers should look into this whole debacle ,and thats my final word on it , and another thing ......isnt it about time that all non skaven were banned from the sport , we invented the game you know "”
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"Chuck, I cannot believe what just transpired out here this evening. It definately seemed like those skaven... well.... they just weren't all there this evening. In numbers sure, but in mind and body... no way!"
"Hey there Biff, let's not get into any conspiracy theories now. The girls did play a decent game, and DAMN... did you see the way that "Gabbey" was hitting?"
"Oh yeah, she's gonna be one to watch. But let's not forget "Allie" and "Kat".... those two ran the ball well tonight, and put in for two unanswered TD's. They were scrappin' like a couple of "Allie Cats"... get it? Allie and Ka..."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah Biff.... enough of the bad jokes. Well folks, thanks for joining us this evening on B.W.A, and that's all we've got! Remember to tune in next time when the Rockin' Chickies try and go for two in a row!"
"Tonights game coverage was brought to you by "BLOODWISER"... it's not just for breakfast anymore."
"Goodnight!"”