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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2003-05-27 08:18:40
10k
2/3/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
4
5
-
1
31
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-
-
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
1
-
1
9
-
-
-
-
-
#3 Fan Gwo II – Smashed Knee (NI)
#5 Cheun-Gyun IV – Dead (RIP)
“If the Dim Sum Club would have a last game - this would be it. For the sixth game of seven Chop Stickes took root for the 1st half. The Dumbass Doom Driver ogres racked up 6 casualties, 2 in the first turn.
The Dim Sum Clubs first drive failed when the hail mary pass failed to be caught... The next kick off after first TD ? Blitz. After scoring on the blitz, the Dim Sum Club faced a two turn drive in a Blizzard. The second half started at 0-2 Dumbass Drivers. The second blitz for the Dumbass Doom Drivers occured after a 2 turn drive.<br>
The game ended in blizzard - completely breaking all hope of completed a 1 turn throw team mate TD for the entire second half.<br>
Chop Sticks - failed to get up 3 / 4 times. Failed to break armor 3 / 3 times.<br>
After the game meowbow - one of the original players was retired. The head coach said, <i>"Sure meowbow can leap like a cat but he lands like a 'fling. Also, him an ChowSueBow (II) have started going out to eating dim sum during the game. I'd like to fire ChowSueBow the second too - but the owner goes out to eat with him ..."</i> <b>Meowbow</b> was a 41 spp quad niggler.<br>
Lofubow-a gimped tripple niggler-was also asked if his next of kin could take over. After being promised free dim sum for life as an assistant coach Lofubow quickly said yes.
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The Dim Sum Clubs first drive failed when the hail mary pass failed to be caught... The next kick off after first TD ? Blitz. After scoring on the blitz, the Dim Sum Club faced a two turn drive in a Blizzard. The second half started at 0-2 Dumbass Drivers. The second blitz for the Dumbass Doom Drivers occured after a 2 turn drive.<br>
The game ended in blizzard - completely breaking all hope of completed a 1 turn throw team mate TD for the entire second half.<br>
Chop Sticks - failed to get up 3 / 4 times. Failed to break armor 3 / 3 times.<br>
After the game meowbow - one of the original players was retired. The head coach said, <i>"Sure meowbow can leap like a cat but he lands like a 'fling. Also, him an ChowSueBow (II) have started going out to eating dim sum during the game. I'd like to fire ChowSueBow the second too - but the owner goes out to eat with him ..."</i> <b>Meowbow</b> was a 41 spp quad niggler.<br>
Lofubow-a gimped tripple niggler-was also asked if his next of kin could take over. After being promised free dim sum for life as an assistant coach Lofubow quickly said yes.
”
A failed early pass by the Club saw them caught flatfooted, and the two Diver Ogres each badly hurt a Fling with their first block. After storming the backfield and stealing the ball to score, the Divers then started their next defensive drive with a blitz... scoring quickly again.
A blizzard then started preventing the Club from the possibility of an easy score, and during the passage of play, the Club's emerging star Cheun-Gyun IV was pushed out of bounds and his body torn to shreds by the hungry crowd looking for snacks his pockets.
The second half saw the Divers score a quick TD, then blitz the outnumbered Dim Sum Club to eventually score a 4th TD.
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It really was a one sided match. The Club had two players with 4 nigglings, and another 2 with 3, so they were soon outnumbered especially with their Treeman not turning up.
Alphax was also very unlucky with his armour rolls, as his Ogre only got through Gobbo armour twice? in the whole game.”