“ The Chargers arrived for this match with a cold malicious vegeance in their eyes. This wasn't to be a game of ball, this was about the downfall of the despicable Hawks, who'd soundly thrashed the Chagers 3-0 on their previous outing.
Little did Shabs know, coach Raith and the Chargers newly promoted team captain Crazylegs had been planning this day for a very, very long time.
With a shrill whistle blast the game was underway, the chargers were left stunned as the Hawks ran down the right flank for a lightning fast Touchdown. 1-0. Was this to be a repeat performance? "NEVER!" roared Crazylegs and grabbed Zotgrab and Noblit by their throats "Studs down boys, I wanna see a few deaduns!"
What followed was amongst the most horrific and downright unsporting play ever witnessed on a Fumbbl pitch! Needless to say the Chargers strolled off the pitch with a 2-1 win and a long standing vendetta struck from their long bloody history.
#4 Feralor Longthrow – Dead (RIP) #11 Horien Solidstance – Broken Ribs (MNG) #14 Rodefen Sunbeam – Dead (RIP)
“see my previous match for the abbreviation :
B S
(but Raith would have won anyways)
THe hawks started off with an early TD, lucky for them..the rest was pure unadulterated bull shit dice, where again, the oppsoing side knoced crap out of armor, fouled like mad, and killed 2 players ( one ghey apoth fail), where the Hawks fucked up for their last game ever.
After this game they are to be retired, they suck way too much ass.
After the first half, the Hawks were in no shape to continue, and The opposing coach continued to foul and block their way to a solid victory.
Again, there is nothing u can do when dice rolls do not go your way..a shame really.
Again...the random number generator seems to have a thing for giving lots of 1's to elves, and lots of 6's to whoever they are playing agaist..
nuff said.”
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Little did Shabs know, coach Raith and the Chargers newly promoted team captain Crazylegs had been planning this day for a very, very long time.
With a shrill whistle blast the game was underway, the chargers were left stunned as the Hawks ran down the right flank for a lightning fast Touchdown. 1-0. Was this to be a repeat performance? "NEVER!" roared Crazylegs and grabbed Zotgrab and Noblit by their throats "Studs down boys, I wanna see a few deaduns!"
What followed was amongst the most horrific and downright unsporting play ever witnessed on a Fumbbl pitch! Needless to say the Chargers strolled off the pitch with a 2-1 win and a long standing vendetta struck from their long bloody history.
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