“Gnome matters line gnomes (evil tongues call them troll fodder) boycotted the match and didn't turn up. Neither did the Snotlings most experienced troll.

The first half saw a lot of pushing around pump waggons going crazy and both team attempting to do something constructive. Didn't turn out to be the case.

The referee was in a particularly bad mood, banning both pump wagons and the reverse engineered Japanese Toy Cannon. How ever the replacement cannon, a Shooting Stars 9000 (tm), managed to savely deliver "I'll just throw this thing now, Gnome Matter what" within TD distance. A Bomber as a cannonball!

The referee continued his furious spree banning the second cannon and two of the remaining three bombers leaving the gnomes with hardly any players as three had been seriously injured by now.

After the snots 2-turn TD the fans rioted however, and there were only a couple seconds of the game left, in which nothing spectacular happened, anymore.”