#12 I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#4) – Dead (RIP)
“Shooting Stars TM 9000 had to take over for the Reverse Engineered Toy Cannon, as the referee was overly attentive today. But it did a marvelous job gnomes flying here and there, and "I'll not land on my feet now, Gnome Matter what" did land on his feet and managed to snatch the ball from the ground while a perplexed Nurgling looked on - he proceeded to rush in for a TD. One of these few games where the gnomes actually came close to winning.”
“Aaargh. Outnumbered, the dogged gnomes refused to give ground and earned a tie despite the odds. Number 16, 'I'll not land on my feet now' defied his name and was tossed about the field to great success. He even managed a sneaky DDD to steal the kick off. Nurgle will have his revenge yet.”
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