“While the Dark Scions were waiting for their abducted Apothecary, they had plenty of time to insert many a horseshoe up their ample posteriors. The Witch Elf danced around her cauldron before the game casting a spell which lowered the temperature, and the cold blooded lizards didn't have a hope of competing with the evil elves in regard to dodging, going for it, or handling the ball. Twice the elves took away sure TDs for the lizards, and converted the play into TDs of their own. Also during the match, 4 dark elf linemen played jump rope with the Kroxigor's tail in between knocking him to the turf. His prehensile tail seemed to have no effect! Causing some casualties was a small consolation, and the only reason why the coaching staff did not sacrifice a skink to win back the favour of the gods...
:-P”