“Thanks man. Bad luck is never the opponent's fault.

However, to sit through a game in which a pitch invasion takes out the team in the first turn, then a thrown rock takes out some seriously smarty pants, and my big guy (i hate you, stephen hawking) just flat out refuses to play, rolling double skulls, rerolling skulls, etc. is how do you say... a series of incommensurable qualia at which the lucky, the unbelieving, the down-to-earths denyingly shake their heads. To the likes of those who shake their hands, I shook my clenched at the screen, what do you mean I rerolled a GFI and tripped again, why can't you pick up the ball after two turns trying, WHY STEPHEN HAWKING WHY?

Well at least we didn't lose fans over this debacle, apparantly they are quite amused by your overcompetence at failing. You should be ashamed, team. I still hate you Stephen Hawking.”