“The elves seemed very eager to purchase our products at first, and seeing how last weeks sale to their wooden brethren had gone extremely well, we were positive this would be yet another success.
Sadly, these elves of darkness were not as easy to impress as their tree-loving counterparts. They did find the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=833880>Monster</a> package impressive, though only by offering them a "double up" discount on it, were we able to even get them to buy this.
A very dissapointing sale this was. Hopefully the elves from the highland are more eager to spend their money.”
“They just didn't have what we were looking for. Only Gorm who has always been a sucker for advertising was fooled to think that Monster was a good purchase. For that mistake I have chosen to fire him from the team, we can't have such weaklings.”
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Sadly, these elves of darkness were not as easy to impress as their tree-loving counterparts. They did find the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=833880>Monster</a> package impressive, though only by offering them a "double up" discount on it, were we able to even get them to buy this.
A very dissapointing sale this was. Hopefully the elves from the highland are more eager to spend their money.”