“"Well, Bob, the Daemons of Xanadu were victorious in the end."

"That's right, Dan, but let's not forget that they had a huge advantage right from the start thanks to those rabid DoX fans!"

"Correct-uh-mundo, the fans got the ref at the opening kickoff, allowing the Daemons to go hog wild in fouling the downed dwarves of Stonehaven."

"I've got some statistics here, Dan. Three Stonehaven players were knocked out of the game in the first half. Stonehaven's troll slayer had to sit the game out, so the team had some big odds against them."

"But let's not forget, Stonehaven didn't go down quietly. Klonopin was in a good position to throw a touchdown pass in the last seconds of the first half, but he was picked off by Khornechild!"

"That was Khornechild's first career interception, and he celebrated by slaughtering some fans during halftime!"

"Then the Stonehaven blocking game went into overdrive in the second half, showing the team wasn't going to let the Daemons of Xanadu score easily."

"Yes, but let's not forget that the Daemons just couldn't get their hands on the ball in the closing minutes of the match. They fumbled three times just a few yards from Stonehaven's endzone. They just couldn't get their hands on the ball!"

"Yes, it's only due to Azrael's sure hands that the DoX were able to score before the game ended."

"And for that, he gets MVP honors, and I hear the team's coach has already enrolled him in Altdorf's prestigious blocking school!"

"That's it from here, Blood Bowl fans. We're Dan and Bob in the booth, farewell. We now return to your regular Cabalvision programming."”