“Quite possibly the worse match I have ever experienced on Fumbbl.

Nazerdemus is probably the most one-dimensional coach I have ever had the displeasure of playing against.

Alas, he wasted one opportunity to foul in the first half, which probably led to the 1-1 half time scoreline. (although 7 out of 8 turns was good enough!) Naturally I retaliated with a similar 'active foot' while I still had players left!! (but without a DP it's just a wasted effort!!)

The second half seemed to see him clean up his act a little, although only due to 'bonesy' being banned by the ref.

His inability to recognise the value of the ball very nearly cost him the match. It was only by a slight touch of luck that he escaped a draw!

If ever he learns the value of tactics and gameplay, as opposed to team destroying, he could well be a fearsome coach.

EDIT: Hmm...perhaps I came off a bit whiney. To explain a little...
First 3 fouls...no problem with them. All tactical. Probably would have done the same myself with a DP. Good work.
4th foul...malice/team destroying. A guy out of range of your ball carrier, covered by 3 guys. Team already down by 3 or 4 players. Tactical? Maybe not.
Only reason there was no T6 foul from you? My mistake...it was not a wasted opportunity....No-one was lying down.
(I especially liked the way that on T16 you selected foul for your mummy, and then didn't risk the GFI to crush the hapless fool. I'd prefer to think of it as an attack of conscience!).

And yes, by fouling back I did realise I was playing to your DP's advantage. However, if the rolls had not been so devastating on your part, it may well have been the other way around.

If I had been a better coach I have no doubt that I would have won, maybe 2-1 or even 3-2.

Beat a team, or destroy a team? 8 casualties caused..only 4spp earned?
I know my preference.”