“"Well Bob, that was another disappointing game from the Bogenhafen Shadows."

"You said it Dan. They came out strong in the first half. Bogenhafen Lineman Falmon caught a perfect spiral from Elwei. Aduil wound up with the ball after a bit of a scramble and skirted into the endzone due to an unluky break from the Misery. From then on the Misery dominated the game."

"Yep. After the Misery evened up the score at the end of the first half, the Shadows played soft D in the center, allowing the Mardukian Misery to form a textbook cage manuever right down the middle of the field."

"Sturm, the Bogenhafen Blitzer, should have his head examined for trying to break his way through that cage to the ball handler, Dan. That was downright suicidal! He's lucky he was just knocked prone."

"He was put in the infirmary due to an unlucky block on the opening kickoff after Misery coach Paradocks executed some Perfect Defense."

"Yep, and the Bogenhafen Shadows had all of seven players able to play in the last drive, facing eleven Misery players. They couldn't even play keep away."

"Ah, there's the two coaches meeting downfield! They're shaking hands... and there's some boos from the crowd!"

"I'm not surprised, Dan. No permanent injuries, no fouls at all during the game... that's not what the fans came to see."

"It looks like a bunch of Misery fans are asking for their money back. The Shadows have a more refined clientele, and they're leaving with just their broken pride. Well that about does it. This is Bob and Dan reporting from Marduk Field. We now return you to your regular Cabalvision programming."”