“Hello, and welcome to the Music section of the Ole Wide World News. The Alcing Ragaholics visited the Badlands this time, stopping off to play for a huge orc crowd.

Tour Date: 12/12/04

The Ragaholics were a little weary... they were not sure what kind of music these greenskins listened to. However, their Warboss paid the Ragaholics a good bit of money, which they were donating to the Dimebag Darryl Memorial.

Many bands were out there, playing their hearts out for the memory of their lost friend. Disturbed came in with an amazing performance, raging away at the harshness of the untimely demise. His performance was seconded by Zack De La Rocha going solo on stage, his rapping pulling the crowd into an uproar.

Then Jimmy Eat World came in, not playing their normal tunes, but actually playing a cover for several Pantera songs, which the crowd listened to silently. At this point, a Black Orc tried to jump onto the stage, and was promptly killed by the body guards of the Ragaholics, not wanting a repeat. Jimmy Eat World moved off the stage to make room for Sum41, who led off with a few good hits, and brought the arena to amazing heights when singing "We're All To Blame." Godsmack had a few minutes in the spotlight, as did Cold and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, with the RHCP playing for the first time, finally deciding that it was a good time to start performing on the tour.

There was much more composure at this concert than usually seen, and the Alcing Ragaholics packed it off pretty soon after that.

The tour, saddened, continues on!”