“Welcome again sports fans, I've got a good one to report on this time around, you've not seen so many KO's in a match, at one point I thought the Drunkards were going to out there on their own, a hard fought match that ended 2-2, thanks to the amazing agility of the Wood Elves, speaking to a much happier and slightly drunk manager, Fenix had this to say,
"Gud game dat, me lads did a bloody gud job in containin' dem elves, dey got sum of dat 'eadsplitter of me dwarven team, dat got dem really up fer it, dey were quite strong out der terday..(hic)..an' dun me proud, even wit' der draw, now if yer'll excuse me, I's got me sum ale ter drink before me lads drink it all on me"
A very good game, let's hope for much more in the future, and where can I get some of that Headsplitter stuff?”