“After our less than adequate sales to the elves, we hired the help of a professional. His cover name was Nobbla Blackwart, and he insisted that we use this name whereever mentioning him. He did not want his company revealed either. "The ones who need to know how to contact me already knows," he said.
He was, indeed, true to his word of bolstering our sales. Several tests were performed on the zombies; the necromancer himself kept at a distance, chosing to test stuff on his minions instead. His purpose for buying our packages is unknown, though, he did purchace a large amount. A customer that will forever be welcome back at our store!”
#11 Frede Fribytter – Broken Ribs (MNG) #11 Frede Fribytter – Smashed Knee (NI) #15 Heavy Henning – Broken Ribs (MNG) #16 Jin Chi Shon – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“Must have been the second worst performance ever by the team.
They must have gone shopping instead of gaming. Several kick-off sales went our way, and we only had to predict the next calamity, before it came true! Two turns in a row ended by double skulls on first block kinda says it all, I think ;)
It was hillarious in a twisted sort of way, like watching your national soccer team getting pasted on the field.
Thanks to Quota for the sale, and thank God in heaven that I probably never get to play another game with this "team" ;)”
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He was, indeed, true to his word of bolstering our sales. Several tests were performed on the zombies; the necromancer himself kept at a distance, chosing to test stuff on his minions instead. His purpose for buying our packages is unknown, though, he did purchace a large amount. A customer that will forever be welcome back at our store!”