“The time had come for the Gnomes of the north to meet the vamps of the south. The sky was green!? and not a sound could be heard. PLAY BALL, the ref yelled.
The vamps started off good and scored fast, though doing little damage in the process. The only thing the gnomes managed was to fumble several bombs. 2nd Half and the game was the same. The vamps advanced towards the endzone, but lo and behold!! A bomb entered their midst and blew 4 of the poor vamps to bitz including the ballcarrier.
The gnomes were in ecstacy picked up the ball, flew with help of cannon and scored just before end of game... What a match!!”
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The wind brought word of our coming.....so naturally the gnomes were prepared!!!!
Thunder and lightning split the midnight skies....and bombs blasted us to smitherens.
The snow and darkness covered up the world...hopefully hiding our tracks as we flee.”