“Welcome sports fans to another my reports following the antics of the Drunkard's Revenge. What can I say about this game, well after their last excellent game against Gob's on Ice, which I didn't attend, I think that they must have had one hell of a party before this one, as they never seemed to be in it until the second half. Making his debut, was Pale Ale Paddy, this also turned out to be his last, but then if he only drank Pale Ale, he wouldn't have fitted in anyway, I tried to speak with their manager, Fenix, but he only managed to say,
"Not now yer dunce, I's got sum 'eads ter roll, so bugger off!"
He must have been in a bad mood, as he's quite a nice dwarf really, even sold me some of the famous Headsplitter ale. Seeing as I'm the Drunkard's official spokesman, I'll not go on about the Free Hirelings? except to say, they sure had the luck in this one and to congratiate them in causing Fenix to be just a little bit sober. This was Freddrick Pooms reporting, so until next time, have a good day.”