“A disaster for the rookie team Mindless Violence. The orcs stood no chance against the determined gobbos of Red Rage. The Violence players' inability to block the dodgy gobbos turned into a bloodbath as swarms of little green men charged along Grishnak Bonemauler (troll) killing Blitzer Skywakkka. Gitkikka later bit the dust as he was making a go for it with the ball in a futile attempt to evade yet another embarassing TD by the Rage.

Is this the end of the beginning chapter of Mindless Violence or is it the start of a brilliant future for Red Rage?”