“The first half was amazing since we failed no important rolls and the vampires seemed to have been well fed before the game. We did not attempt all those fancy moves but it was not required either. The elves held back their offense and we could slowly advance our players while anticipating their next move. Their next move turned out to be: Fumbling the ball.
That allowed us to score a touchdown and defend until the half was up.

In the second half we had the offensive. We faced very little resistance and could move freely up the left flank and score in the second turn.
During the elves offense we sent a few runners forward as they once didnt advance. And once again they fumbled with the ball. And once again Useless could move in and pick up the ball and pass the ball back to our players. Though not an accurate pass the ball landed fairly safe and we were able to secure it. From there the touchdown was not that far away.
But the game was not over yet, we blitzed the elven lineup and took care of the ball. Not like we were in possession of the ball for long but the elves failed to pick it up. We saw our oppertunity and even though some of our players did not perform as ordered we still managed to pick up the ball, pass it over to a thrall that dodged our and scored his first touchdown.
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