“Despite having only 9 elves entering the game, and playing with 8 throughout after his very first block of the game MNG's a blitzer, there just was almost nothing my darkies couldn't accomplish, and very little his rats could. Without bragging, the only reason the score wasn't 6-0 or worse was a three-turn stretch second half of double-1's on either the first or second action. Still scored, but it took up time which would've led to another score (ended the game with the ball in scoring position yet again).

Guess it's about time to welcome the team's first thrower to the fray, as the rest of my squad is skilled enough to concentrate on scoring, not throwing, for a while.”