“Well, I won this match for one reason and one reason only, the number 1 (que Sesame Street Count Count type laughter).

An amazing succession of failed dodges, ball pickups and passes (almost all needing a 2+) resulted in the mighty number 1 appearing on my opponents 'dice'. This combined with the fact he started a man down made it probably a hard game to sit through, kudos to my good natured opponent for not getting all angry what with the frustration I'm sure it caused, I could have understood why!

Anyhow, a thoroughly decent chap to play, and I do hope thats you exhausted the 1's now (statistically you probably shouldn't get another for like 30 games...)”