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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2003-02-04
60k
3/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
3
4
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1
22
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
1
-
1
15
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“Hi there Sports fans, Ivor Biggin here, and what a game have I to report this week, WDamn's Dark Elvern team, Lloth's Hand Warriors took on an extremely dirty team, the Warpstone Kreepers, who had men sent off left, right and centre, which is a shame, as their passing game is very impressive. It ended in a hard earned draw for the Elves, with Zuul and Elliseias replying to the two by Gutter runner, Sprinty Skitter, WDamn had this to say after the match,
"It's always der bloody same wit' all dat Dumb's teams, all dirty, I's taught I'd sorted 'im out once wit' me dwarves, but 'e don't take der 'int, der's always sum one who can hit harder an' deadlier, yer foul one of me teams, yer foulin' dem all, an' all me cousin Fenix's teams ter, don't yer worry none, dat Warpstone team will go like another team of 'is, dey is goin' down!"
Well for once I totally agree with him, all Coach Dumb's teams have been told by him to foul their opponents off the pitch, I just hope that whoever owns them teams, takes note of their general skills, and sacks such a dirty minded coach. This was Ivor Biggin Reporting.”
"It's always der bloody same wit' all dat Dumb's teams, all dirty, I's taught I'd sorted 'im out once wit' me dwarves, but 'e don't take der 'int, der's always sum one who can hit harder an' deadlier, yer foul one of me teams, yer foulin' dem all, an' all me cousin Fenix's teams ter, don't yer worry none, dat Warpstone team will go like another team of 'is, dey is goin' down!"
Well for once I totally agree with him, all Coach Dumb's teams have been told by him to foul their opponents off the pitch, I just hope that whoever owns them teams, takes note of their general skills, and sacks such a dirty minded coach. This was Ivor Biggin Reporting.”
It must be said that coach dumb played little or no part in the organising of the teams formation and tactics, which is probably why the Warpstone mangaed to hold the 'Hands' to an exciting 2-2 draw. When asked to comment on his teams outstanding display of grit, skill and downright determination he said,
"Weez wud ov wun if dem cheetin pain faced lanky gits didn't cheet"!
When asked to explain the accusation he made he replied,
"Dat ref jus lukt like wun of den lanky pain face gits, an he sent 3 of ma teem off for doin nuffin wrung, da hole game wuz fixed"!
'Dem pain faced lanky cheetin gits, Dat all I ave to say"!
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