“Hi there Sports fans, Ivor Biggin here, and what a game have I to report this week, WDamn's Dark Elvern team, Lloth's Hand Warriors took on an extremely dirty team, the Warpstone Kreepers, who had men sent off left, right and centre, which is a shame, as their passing game is very impressive. It ended in a hard earned draw for the Elves, with Zuul and Elliseias replying to the two by Gutter runner, Sprinty Skitter, WDamn had this to say after the match,
"It's always der bloody same wit' all dat Dumb's teams, all dirty, I's taught I'd sorted 'im out once wit' me dwarves, but 'e don't take der 'int, der's always sum one who can hit harder an' deadlier, yer foul one of me teams, yer foulin' dem all, an' all me cousin Fenix's teams ter, don't yer worry none, dat Warpstone team will go like another team of 'is, dey is goin' down!"
Well for once I totally agree with him, all Coach Dumb's teams have been told by him to foul their opponents off the pitch, I just hope that whoever owns them teams, takes note of their general skills, and sacks such a dirty minded coach. This was Ivor Biggin Reporting.”