“Well, what can I say that would adequately describe just how shamefully poor my game was? When the opening block of the game causes an SI, you know that it's not going to be your day. I won't go into too many details but by the end of the first half, I was 1-0 down and both of my mummies were KOd they never rematerialised in the game.

Second half and my turn with the ball, go to pick it up with sure handed ghoul and down the ball goes. My opponent picks it up and I never get to see the ball again. In fact with the exception of the remainder of the first half after my opponent scored, I didn't touch the ball for the rest of the game.

The only positive I can bring from this game was that all my regen rolls worked, which must be a first for this team.”