“Even if the witches managed the craziest of plays at times, it wasn't enough to over come the 3 double ones of the first few turns. At some point, we even had a chance to even it up, but a well placed foul made sure that wasn't going to happen. My vampire luck has carried over to my elves. In my last few games I've but running up and down the field, always able to stall for an extra turn, making what would seem like impossible blitzes to strip ball carriers, but ultimately failing in the end and having to start it all over again.

I think I need to slow it down a little and a good dose over Khemris should be just what the doctor ordered. The skin of the amazons is soft and tender and it is time for the mummies to FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF THE LIVING ! ARGHHHH MOAURGHAAH GAOAONAHFOSCHNAFF!!!!

(Okay, I'm apparently losing it now, time for an injection)”