“"Welcome to todays match, sportsfans. This is Steve reporting live - George couldn't be here today as he's still recovering from last weeks game. This is going to be an interesting match between the Penotti Original and the Doomed Daredevils and the stadium is packed. The Daredevils are still in high spirit despite their last loss and they are currently setting up for the kick."

"And there's the kick-off! The Originals attempt do knock down a few of the Daredevils who cleverly avoid them. Wow! What a dodge from that beastie - more agile than they seem these brutes. And there's the Original quarterback going for the ball... and he fumbles!
That might cost them with the Daredevils already going for the ball. Greybeard picks up Logan Widebelly. He drops him! Ouch, that doesn't look good folks and Logan is carried off the field. Talltwig is going for one of the beastmen and knocks both himself AND the beast over! That tree won't be getting up anytime soon, folks. Heilstad doesn't seem to know what to do other than roar out in rage."
"The Originals once again attempt to knock over the halflings but almost every attempt is futile and the quarterback goes for the ball again - and drops it once more! That's not good for the Originals as the ball is covered by a Daredevil player. Look at those halflings go!
And there's another block, a dodge, a block, a dodge. And the Originals are in control of the ball! And the ball-carrier is tackled by the Daredevils who drop the ball in their attempt tp pick it up. The Originals seem confused just pushing back the Devils who dodges for the ball, grab it AND TOUCHDOWN TO THE DEVILS. And the score is 1-0, folks"

"Welcome to the 2nd half folks. The Originals failed to equalize despite injury time added due to a small riot as the Devil's fans went balistic after the first touchdown for the team. There's the kick. The Devils block, run, goes for the ball, they pass it and they drop it! The Originals burst forward in attempt to reach the ball. The Devils are in trouble now as their opponents are on their players. And another fine dodge by a beastman folks. A Daredevil dodges... and he's down as the beasts rush for the ball and 1-1! And the crowd goes wild!!!"

"The Devils are once again in control after the kick-off and are attempting to cage the ball-carrier. What a dodge by Heilstad! But he knocks himself down along with the treeman allowing the Devils to run up the field. It looks grim for the Originals who are desperatly trying to get back in the game by dodging and blocking like madmen."

"And toooouuuuuuch dooown!!! The Daredevils manage to get ahead just minutes before the final whistle. The Originals have little hope of equalizing unless the judge adds some injury time once again.
But no; the ball is kicked towards the Originals - ouch, that's gotta hurt to the little fella' - and there's the whistle!"

"An interesting match folks. The Originals have got to work with their blocks, and I'm sure the coach will be all over them despite their excelent dodging-abilities."

"The Orca-Cola-Cup series are drawing closer and the Daredevils are getting into shape for their next match. See you next time, folks. Let's hope George will be able to join us by then."

NOTE: Just figured out we're both Danish and we'd been speaking English all the time! Well, a fun match with lot's of pushbacks and dodges on the blocks and some crazy dodges due to misclicks by my opponent (some of the only things to succed for the poor guy). The ball just wouldn't be picked up as well, leading to quite an amount of frustrations (luckily I had plenty of RR ;) Thanks for he game Xeronima.

(He's a true gentleman - didn't crowdpush me once though he did try at one point and knocked over his own beastman =P)”